What the Internet Thinks I Need:

• Neile needs to accept that she doesn't fit in with the other beautiful women


• Neile needs to lighten up on the boobcancer crap


• Neile needs not to wait too long


• Neile needs not to go on forever weighing up the pros and cons of these decisions


• Neile needs not to worry about a few tiny 'irregularities' in this sphere


• Neile needs to watch the hazy beauty of October leaves and softly sleep


• Neile needs to get in touch with you real quick


• Neile needs a Hammer and Nails and a Bucket of Paint

Bonus points: guess which one was really about me personally.