HA!

Yesterday the post person dropped [literally--this is a new, annoying post person whom I believe is part robotic] a package containing Flora's Dare: How a Girl of Spirit Gambles All to Expand Her Vocabulary, Confront a Bouncing Boy Terror, and Try to Save Califa from a Shaky Doom (Despite Being Confined to Her Room) on our front porch.

I am already about a third the way through. Oh, happy happy happy me.